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first blog ever.

prepare for it to suck.

I just didn't want you all to get super excited and then be let down by the mundane details that are my life.

Dood. have you ever wondered how they got those little bumpy things on the finger tip paper sorter things. If you know let me know.

So life. My mom's having surgery today. haven't heard anything. I'm sure she's fine.

my left boob hurts.

so what do you write about in blogs.. your life? who cares about what is going on in my life? I don't I am sure you don't either.

I just got this email. Pretty hot if you ask me.






shall we take up a collection to have his ass shaved and buy her some clothes. please send all donations to my paypal i swear i will get it to them. Srsly.


ehhh what else. my kid is good, tells me no no all the time, i wanna smack her but she's only one so that wouldn't be cool ehh? nah she's adorable coolest kid ever.


my husband rocks as always he is finishing my painting on his day off tomorrow. kick ass.


am i even doing this blogging shit right? don't tell me if i'm not.